Mr. Woody

Prior to me going into a flimsy rant of confusion and choleric insults towards a chunky TV, Tiger Woods released these words from his mouth.

"Please leave my wife and kids alone."

Well, Tiger, look who's talking! I'm not one for personal relationships and affairs, but you put yourself in that big dark hole. I'm amazed that he hasn't realized that not many things can fix what he did to his wife and children. Even I slept with Tiger for Pete's sake! ( Just kiddin!) To me, Tiger's attempt to make himself look noble was a pitiful vomit of stressed apologies. Sad to say, he's probably not going to recover, especially with that released footage of him wailing his throat out at nine year old kids who wanted to take a picture of him.


Sad, just sad.