fantasies....

it's the classic tale of Greek titan vs. Greek God... Cronus versus Zeus... Del Po versus Darth Fed... Del Potro versus Federer! Their straitjacket-tight strings smash those bitty green balls. baapwoo! boopwaa! baapwoo! boopwaa! streeeep! streep! the sounds of the court are never really the same on TV... Zeus zaps with his mighty lightning, Cronus mailing it back with his Dark Sickle... But Cronus's strike rocks Zeus from the ground under him.

Cronus splinters a boulder through the air, crack!, but it is split and cracked into dust by a wall of lightning. One more throw for Cronus, a miss, but no rock was harmed. Civilians of Crete look up in awe as the Gods battle for the role of King. Zeus cracks his lightning again, and Cronus's response lacks power. The bald sky shoots down with claps of fire. A rolling river of sweat streams out of the thousands of resavours on both of their faces. Cronus's strike; a blistering strike with his Sickle, and another boulder is sent flying. Things in Zeus's head were going twice as slow, he grasps more time to concentrate. A swing up with a saber of lightning and the boulder is sent to the ground.

"You do not know the power of the dark side" Darth Fed croaked in a monumental tone. Sparks flew as their sabers cracked.
" No!!" Del Po released an array of attacks. Shoom! Shoom! Both sabers were engulfed into a collage of burning colors. Back and forth the slashes and stabs go. A quick slash up and down, Darth Fed was immediately engulfed in pain. He is slowly being defeated by someone he thought to be younger, and weaker... Darth Fed knows now that he will never win... Slowly raises his one hand and surrenders...

Just some fantasies I have about the US Open Championship.......