Mutants, and Lots of Artichoke Dip

Doesn't it seem like the only place to find conjoined twins or tree men is the internet? It's outstanding how a New Yorker, wouldn't be able to scan the street and find something freaky. OR, oh well, I don't really look that hard anyway... Before me is a video of diverse medical complications. Can't really remember the names of the problems, but see for yourself.

<---- This dude, got some rare disease that makes him half man, half tree. When he dies they might use his body for the Webster Dictionary! Hehe just kidding. About that video mentioned earlier, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abcsZZ9Duxw , http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8laIw7UsQ7I&feature=channel , it's all in there. The fingernails may be the weirdest video. Back to the tree dude. We praise you, all mighty tree dude. ALL HAIL TREE DUDE. ALL HAIL TREE DUDE. But, one question, how do you pick your nose, a vacuum? Eurika! The Bugger Vacuum©!

There was actually, um, a dead baby museum. In Philadelphia that, my aunt actually asked me if I wanted to go on my birthday... Thanks, Love Ya! Yeah, I told her no. She said it would be cool. I said geniside. You know what happens next...Not exactly geniside, but the idea (Shudder, shiver...) is quite disturbing. You take these dead, mutant, dead, mutant, ah! You take these dead babies and you put them in jars and let them pickle then you let people look at it, yuck. There is also one in Europe I think... Yeah, it's called the Vrolik Museum and I believe it is in Amsterdam. But lets not go there, I just had olives. Eh what ever. And their faces are all flat and they look like people from Sesame Street!!! OH GOD... That is the most disturbing, ironic, and un-convenient truth out there...

There are babies in the Vrolik that look like they are half body-builder, half infant. One of them looks like it has legs of steel, and it taking an organ dump. Yes, an organ dump. The dump of organs, from the butt, of a mutated baby, in a jar, with water in it, in a museum, in Amsterdam. Then over here ----->
we have well, what looks like a pickled monster. I apologize to all family members of this young, well, used to be young cyclops.

Well, I hope this disturbing yet quite entertaining piece of blog-rainbow has settled your stomach, so your ready for artichoke dip! And lots of it! With baked cheese crackers, and rich-chocolatey fondue, with Entamins Mini-Donuts!